My Memoirs

1. My outward appearances conceal misanthropic tendencies.

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2. I love people, yet hate humankind.

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3. Faking smiles is a valuable skill.

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4. This prospective English major dislikes grammar.

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5. They will all respect me someday.

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6. Diagnosis: I'm allergic to their disdain.

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7. Cold night, warm tea, reading poetry.

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8. Those blue-grey eyes make me seasick.

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9. First apartment, a promising second year.

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10. Prefers Tarantino movies over The Notebook.

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11. It's hard being young and stupid.

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12. The unresolved sexual tension is palpable.

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13. I owe the cosmos a thank-you.

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14. Their unexpected compliments made me smile.

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15. In pain. I'm expecting some gain.

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16. Hours later, still feeling absolutely vile.

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17. I'm so undateable it's almost laughable.

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18. Friends judged me for liking Lolita.

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19. Onstage, the world seems to glitter.

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20. Like cheddar, becoming sharp with age.

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21. Even Satan himself hopes for grace.

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22. Watching people, wanting lives like theirs.

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23. I'm dying to be someone memorable.

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24. Come on, brain. Just forget him.

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25. It's beautiful when the boy smiles.

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26. Envious of people with effortless relationships.

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27. Always cast as the neurotic character.

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28. Tried introspection. Found myself. Quickly dismayed.

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29. Feelings bruised from beating myself up.

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30. Curious? You don't want to know.

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31. Watching winters pass with ice-cold eyes.

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32. Mysterious fever leads to wild imaginings.

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33. Sitting rudderless in rough waters, adrift.

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34. If it's cheesy, better be gouda.

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35. My feet flew but gravity won.

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36. I'll play the love interest someday.

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37. Not the prettiest voice, still mine.

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38. I'm sick of feeling so tired.

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39. Demons are never banished, merely ignored.

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40. Young, already afraid to go grey.

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41. My whole body feels deliciously tight.

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42. I feel stagnant, scared, stupid, superfluous.

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43. Good marks. Still aren't good enough.

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44. Friends walking on eggshells. I'm responsible.

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45. No manual for reassembling a life.

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46. Drying jeans on windowsills. University life.

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47. Slowly becoming acclimatized to Eastern seasons.

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48. Admitted faults, parents quick to reprimand.

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49. So grateful that someone's hiring Dad.

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50. Even my nemesis has a boyfriend.

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My Forum Topics

• My roommate left this morning, so now I'm in the apartment alone until my flight home on Wednesday. It's liberating being able to do whatever I want all day but I'm starting to feel much lonelier than I expected. I guess after spending the year in res and then moving …

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• Confession: I don't really like children. Considering how silly I can be at times, it comes as something of a surprise. Maybe it's because I don't know how to interact with children and they make me uncomfortable for that reason, or that I find people who lack any sort of …

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• Only five more days until I'm home. Can't wait to see my family and friends, visit my old school and get up to shenanigans when I get back.

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• That awkward moment when it turns out that your ex's best friend, who used to be your best friend, deleted you on Facebook after your ex broke up with you. Cool.

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• Dear spider(s) living in my room,
  You've bitten me two nights in a row. How much more of my blood could you want?
  Sincerely,
  Me

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• Moving out of residence and into my new apartment in less than three days. It's strange how quickly somewhere else starts to seem just like home after just eight months.

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• How is it even possible that I still have lingering feelings for you? It's never going to happen and I get that but apparently, that has yet to stop me from being a complete idiot. Delightful.

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• Went for a run with my friend today. It was fun for the first twenty minutes or so but on our way back, I ended up hitting the wall. Hard. We tried to go harder for the last bit so that we could finish up strong but before we reached …

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• My friend described me today as a cross between an old British woman and a Mathlete-level nerd, minus the math. I was oddly honoured.

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• Having one of those wanting-to-crawl-into-a-hole kind of nights. Seriously, I'm about two seconds away from grabbing a shovel, going out into the quad, and digging myself a new home.

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• "Frodo: I wish none of this had happened."
  "Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."
  - Lord of the Rings

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• I wish I could go to the gym. A work-out would make me feel so much better.

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• I hate it when it's quiet. I need the noise to banish all of the thoughts swirling in my head, to calm the waters before the undertow starts pulling at my ankles, threatening to drag me down into the dark. Nobody likes to drown.

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• I'm so sick of working on this essay. If I had a revolver sitting in my desk drawer, I would have shot a bullet through my laptop by now.

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• Just realized that today is my two-year Smithteens anniversary. Time flies when you're having fun, I guess :)

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• Having yet another one of those days where I can't stand being around people, even the ones I care about.

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• Dear friend,
  I don't know what you must think of me right now but maybe you should think twice before judging a person.
  Sincerely, me

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• I can almost guarantee that there is no one in this world who will judge me more harshly for what I've done than myself.

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• "Sometimes I wish I was like Mariella/she got some Prittstick and she glued her lips together."

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• I wish that I had the key to the library of the universe, the book of life in my hands, and the power to erase the last 24 hours from its pages.

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• I can't wait for the day when I'll finally feel comfortable in my own skin.

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• You know what? Sometimes it's really great not to like anyone - it's liberating. You can do whatever you want without trying to impress anyone or worrying what they think of you.

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• I've been so hormonal for the last week or so, it's actually ridiculous. Sanity? What is that?

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• Hey guys!
  I've been gone for a little while, been busy with school and Smith wouldn't open on my computer for some reason but everything's worked itself out so I'm back. How is everyone?

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• Opening night was fantastic. After the shambles that was our open dress, the first show went incredibly well. Afterwards, we went for drinks/a late night snack as a cast and talked/rambled on drunkenly for close to three hours before going our separate ways. I love my acting family so much, I'm …

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• Dear friend, Posting every single detail about your relationship on tumblr is not necessary. In fact, it's rather obnoxious. No one wants to know whether or not you made out with him today. I already knew that you have a distinct lack of discretion but this...jeez, this is something else, even …

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• This new years eve, I ate fondue, drank tea, and played chess with my parents. My, what a thrilling life I lead.

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• There's going to be a masquerade ball at school in January and I thought I'd pull out my prom dress for the occasion. I tried it on and...it just didn't fit. I could zip it up but it was so tight I could hardly breathe, the skirt was straining to …

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• Life, thou art a heartless bitch sometimes.

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• I'm not completely certain, but I'm pretty sure that the guy I've liked since September has a girlfriend. I can see why: he's nice, clever, good-looking, talented - just what any girl would want (myself included). If it turns out to be the truth, I'll handle it like a lady …

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• I wish I knew what people in my life actually think of me. I'd give anything for a little insight.

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• There are two guys in my year who have the same name. I know/am somewhat friends with both of them. I am attracted to one of them but not the other. He doesn't seem to like me that way but I have a sneaking suspicion that the other one, the …

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• Confession: I still think about my ex, even though we broke up back in August. We only went out for two months, I don't understand why this keeps bothering me so much...but it does. He just seems to pop into my mind whenever I'm at my happiest and make me replay …

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• [Rant, rant, blah blah blah] My parents think I should come home for my second year of university. They think that I must hate it here and that's the reason I seem to be so upset all the time. True, my program isn't exactly easy or stress-free but I love it …

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• If I guy likes you, wouldn't he make an effort to talk to you? You don't, therefore, chances are that you don't like me. Better question is, why can't I give up?

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• Please don't go falling for another girl while I'm trying to get up the courage to flirt with you. It'd break my heart just a little.

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• REPO! The Genetic Opera is officially my sad music.

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• It seems like people at school are getting into relationships left right and centre. It must be something about this time of year, that winter chill in the air that brings people together like nothing else. I'm feeling a little cold myself and I'd like something a bit better than …

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• Acting is one of the only things that makes me feel decent about myself anymore. I pretty much live for rehearsal, I don't know what I'm going to do with myself once the show is over.

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• I don't know what feels worse: assuming that he doesn't like me, regardless of what he says or does (probably a correct assumption) or holding out that tiny bit of hope that he actually might.

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• It's 4am and I still have to finish the conclusion for my essay, I ate a whole box of Oreos, a bag of Goldfish crackers and a bag of candy in a 24 hour span, my insecurities seem to be capitalizing on my weakness and they've started eating me alive …

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• There are so many chances I could have taken, should have taken but my cowardice held me back. Yet again. I really hate myself sometimes.

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• Today, he said that I always seem to pop up like "a greasy whac-a-mole". I still can't figure out if it that's a good thing or not.

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• The last five days have been unbelievably stressful. I don't even know how I'm surviving right now.

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• I think I'm annoying him.
  I don't make him laugh anymore and he always seems to be slightly more impatient around me.
  I'm such an idiot.

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• Type innocuous text message, agonize over whether or not to send it to him, consult friends, get their approval, check phone to send only to discover it was already accidentally sent by way of a butt-dial. Panic. Hope that the reason he hasn't responded yet is because he hasn't checked …

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• Dear Smithteeners, I know I haven't been around much lately but I just wanted to thank all of you for being so wonderful. You are some of the most kind, creative, hilarious, supportive, inspiring and all-round amazing people I know. Even though I have never met any of you in person, …

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• It's not fair that I keep having these dreams about you every night. I hate having to wake up from them.

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• I'm not the third wheel so much as the deflated spare tire in the trunk.

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• Yet another trivial question: The guy I like and I exchanged numbers almost two months ago and with the exception of a rather practical text conversation that night and sending a message on someone's behalf, I haven't used that information at all. Any suggestions about how to start a conversation over …

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My Favorite Stories

1. Plan on reinventing myself this summer.

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2. I'm a fucking ray of sunshine.

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3. Superman? Ha! I'm my own hero.

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4. Sometimes, tragedies have happy endings too.

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5. Thousand memoirs can't tell my story.

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6. You're too far gone to fix.

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7. Can't have sweet without the bitter

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8. I'm the only one liking Shakespeare.

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9. Jealousy is a form of flattery.

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10. Future becomes brighter day by day.

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11. Wanted: Time Machine. Only this once.

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12. I really fucked it up this time, didn't I my dear?

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13. I promise to metamorphosize this week.

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14. Almost positive I have a crush. It would be good if, you know, it was plausible and I actually talked to him. but yeah. He's a good one.

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15. Photography. The outlet of my imagination

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16. What if I'm not ready to grow up, yet?

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17. Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.

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18. My immaturity really amuses me sometimes.

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19. Fell in love and shouldn't have..

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20. So...I don't know if was that lovely drama last week or if I'm simply outgrowing this place, but I don't feel the need to be around here anymore. It doesn't give me the fulfillment or happiness that it used to. I've already pretty much stopped posting and even checking up …

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21. Even happy places aren't always happy.

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22. I really did love you. Really.

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23. Loneliness and silence are completely unrelated.

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24. Acting cooler than I really am.

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25. College. Freshman, fresh start, fresh problems.

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26. Over-analyzing everything is ruining my life.

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27. I feel alive next to you.

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28. More than a billion people in the world and he's the only one I want.

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29. I feel loved thanks.

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30. Shuffled songs somehow explaining my life

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31. Perspective lost. World crashing. Feeling..... fine.

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32. Tripped on road of life. Scarred.

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33. Lifting a finger would mean salvation.

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34. Hold my hand. Don't let go.

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35. Failures are products of excessive procrastination.

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36. Life is as unorganized as room.

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37. Addicted to Skins, brain rotting constantly.

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38. I want to be somebody's girlfriend.

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39. I miss you. Please, stay away.

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40. You're not hipster, you're an idiot.

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41. Racing to perfection. Took a shortcut.

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42. It comes naturally, like dotting i's.

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43. Numerous rationales for the same insanity.

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44. Lovers side by side, never intertwined.

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45. Trying to be cool. Looking foolish.

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46. There, But For The Grace of Time, Go I An infant cannot do that much.
    At one they're always crying.
    At two they "own" all that they touch.
    At three they start their "why?"ing.
    At four they make an awful mess.
    At five the dark's still scary.
    At six they …

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47. Going on my first date ever.

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48. Nobody hates you for being brave.

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49. The audience clapped. My heart soared.

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50. I promise to kiss you eventually.

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