About Pyro
Who's your favorite storyteller?
Too many to list.
What's your favorite book?
Any book by Jane Austen, Augusten Burroughs, Anthony Horowitz, Tanith Lee, Tamora Pierce, or Eion Colfer.
Pyro's Latest Six-word Memoir:
"I escaped. I won.
Feel worse..."
My Memoirs
- Swallowed venom. Using spiked honey instead.
- Why must I think of you?
- So many memoirs still went untold.
- Turned around and faced my doom.
- ...And the memories come flooding back.
- "The Phantom" was in my head.
- I dreamt that I was pretty.
- "Thank you for lying to me"
- "How are you?"
I was good... - Realized I still try to please.
- My own happiness slowly kills me.
- I feel better when I'm hurt.
- Did you do this to me?
- Will you ever know the truth?
- Why can't I change these things?
- Lost myself in the glowing screen.
- I still want to run away.
- Preferring pain and loss over happiness.
- Repeated "what the fuck" to myself.
- This darkness is comforting and familiar.
- Reminding myself of her more frequently.
- Modesty? Or dangerously low self esteem?
- Have I forgotten my old fears?
- I feel like listening to jazz.
- Apathy slowly returning to my mind.
ListeningDancing to Cotton Eyed Joe.- Watching the floor to avoid eyes.
- "I never feel I'm quite enough"
- Giving my best Cheshire Cat smile.
- "Fake your laughter, burn the tear."
- Working on memoirs instead of homework.
- He's too good for me anyways.
- I believe in hormones, not love.
- "Now that's just silly!"
Well said. - Almost wished you could hear me.
- I think robots have it made.
- Even homework reminds me of him.
- This isn't real. It never was.
- I don't like him. Hormones do.
- Pretended to be offended. Hid truth.
- Didn't mind her teasing this time.
- Wrote "psych!" on hand and laughed.
- My feared and beloved are identical.
- "You need some 'Zombie B Gone'."
- Note: Gotta stop falling for players.
- Bathroom stall conversations are always awkward.
- I know you're up there. Somewhere...
- I screw up the screw ups.
- His breath tasted better than mine.
- She stole my memoir in psychology.
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Pyro favorited
Zaku_Fox_Kun
forum topic, "If your username was a memoir, I'd favorite it."
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Zaku_Fox_Kun
six-word memoir, "Drove home going 0mph... Effing. Scary."
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Pyro favorited
Flourishing Violet
six-word memoir, "One good scar, and it's fading."
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Zaku_Fox_Kun
six-word memoir, "45min of sleep raised my grade..."
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Pyro favorited
Paranoid
six-word memoir, "Forgetting who I like and hate."
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Pyro favorited
Paranoid
six-word memoir, "She won't even pretend too care."
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Pyro favorited
Paranoid
six-word memoir, "Yeah, well I kinda like you"
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Pyro favorited
Paranoid
six-word memoir, ""I found it!" "What?" "My purpose""
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Pyro favorited
Paranoid
six-word memoir, "Wanting a drink. Not taking one."
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Pyro favorited
Paranoid
six-word memoir, "It's paranoia that keeps me awake"
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