My Memoirs

1. I am spitting fire. Almost literally.

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2. So I'll be on my way.

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3. The end is even closer now.

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4. Our arguments just run in circles.

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5. I'm already dead. On the inside.

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6. My boyfriend doesn't know about him

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7. The open road is my home.

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8. I hate staying in one place.

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9. Declan snores louder than my dog.

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10. I've been verbally attacking innocent friends.

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11. I really miss my old house...

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12. We are fools. But we're happy.

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13. I'm exactly like my birth mother.

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14. Drugs will always be my crutch.

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15. My cat loves attacking my feet.

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16. Been killing spiders left and right.

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17. Got sexually aroused on motorcycle. Embarrassed.

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18. Fell asleep at the casino. Again.

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19. I want to commit suicide. Again.

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20. I eat to keep myself awake.

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21. But you'll take anything, won't you?

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22. I will take everything from you.

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23. Things are different when you're young.

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24. I can see the end now.

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25. I cling to my horrible past.

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26. With each drag, my life fades.

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27. I'll get high to achieve happiness.

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28. I'm pretending that no one exists.

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29. Everyone can just kiss my ass.

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30. I haven't touched my child today.

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31. I lost my heart for good.

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32. I'm fighting with pretty much everyone.

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33. There is no "wrong and right"

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34. My yawns always transform into burps.

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35. I always talk in my sleep.

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36. Eating cookies made of hopeless hope.

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37. He's three pounds of puppy terror.

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38. I'm always too lazy to pee.

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39. Starting to hate my life now.

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40. Too many animals. Too many people..

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41. Fussy babies are not very fun.

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42. My son is obviously not narcoleptic...

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43. "It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"

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44. Got a new dog. It's...fluffy.

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45. "You're like a freakin' genius" (sarcasm)

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46. I don't feel like I'm adopted.

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47. "What is this commercial?" "Your momma."

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48. We will always be together. Forever.

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49. Choked on lemonade. Instant sore throat.

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50. Sex never really made me happy.

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My Forum Topics

• I spoke the words "I love you"
  for the first time in over a year.
  Sure, I tell my cats I love them. My relatives. And Baker. Because she's like my sister.
  But I never said it to another boy in a long, long time.
  And it hurt, almost. To …

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• I realized that I'm incredibly insensitive.
  But I like it that way.

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• People are so infuriating.

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• I lack the ability to apologize.
  I argued with someone for 40 minutes on the phone.
  They were mostly right.
  I only defended myself out of pride.
  Yet I want them to say their sorry
  Because my points were right too.
  It's hard when two people have two completely views …

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• For the first time in several days, I picked my child up.
  It's funny. Even though he's a little over a month old, he knows.
  He knows everything.
  He'd been crying constantly and really fussy during the days I was ignoring him.
  He was crying just a few minutes ago …

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• I gave up sex.
  But I still haven't completely given up weed.
  I guess I'm that weak.

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• I looked up.
  Saw a spider.
  And screamed.
  Where did my manlyness go?
  ...More importantly.
  Where did the fucking spider go!?

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• There's a pool in the backyard.
  I can almost feel the weights tied to my feet.
  I can almost feel the oxygen leaving my body.
  The water burning my eyes almost as bad as the burning in my lungs.
  I can almost feel the darkness engulfing me.
  I was …

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• So we got her a dog
  http://www.smithteens.com/sixwords/story.php?did=179111
  Hopefully this will get her to stop ripping my head off.
  It's so...fluffy. And it keeps biting Apple's ankles. :|

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• Huge rant;
  Okay so like. I apparently do everything wrong in Annabelle's eyes. I can't put diapers on right, feed him right, change his clothes, burp him, or even hold him right. I do everything EXACTLY as she says and she still sighs and leers at me with condescending …

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• Being a new father is full of confusing moments.
  Sometimes, I wouldn't trade him for the world.
  Other times I want to forget about him and sleep.
  It's only been a month and I have so much to learn.
  But I hope I can stick with this and be a …

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• The price of getting high? Not fun.
  Yesterday was 420. I was planning on not smoking. But my stupid cousin was smoking all day long. All I could smell was weed. So I finally cracked and had a few joints, hit the bong. And basically acted like a dumbass. My …

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• Whenever I sit at my desk I stare at my baby's ultrasound pictures. I start thinking about what kind of father I'll be and how much my life will change. Sometimes I get scared and sometimes I get happy. But I can't even begin to describe the feeling you get …

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• I love happy people.

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• So, about my previous rant about that flamboyant guy. I was thinking of giving him a chance. But a very slim chance. Just one date to make it or break it. And he has to really, really, REALLY impress me and make me change my mind about him. Because …

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• Woke up screaming "Daddy!" But it was a pitiful scream. Because I said it with my last breath.
  The worst part of narcolepsy is sometimes, when you go to sleep. You don't wake up. You're frozen. Your mind is awake but you can't pry your own eyes open. And …

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• Whenever I slide open the shower door, I'm afraid there's going to be a dead body in there. I can't be the only one.

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• I hate flamboyant guys. If I wanted to date a fucking girly pixie, I would just go for girls and be straight. So stop prancing around with your sparkles and leave me alone.
  --
  Everyone's all, "Oh Jess. He's so adorable and he really adores you. Plus you need someone …

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• The sex-addict is starting to hate sex as memories of his father's sexual abuse resurface. Why are the bad memories coming back instead of the good ones? I wish I never lost my memories...

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• But I love Sodapop and Butters.
  I don't want to get rid of them. I don't want to get rid of Snickers and Frappechino either. Why must I choose? They're all my babies. Just because we have 9 doesn't mean we have to get rid of them. They're family. I …

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• I felt my baby kick for the first time today.
  I heard Belle squeak then shuffle as fast as she could over to me so I could finally feel it. He's been doing it a lot lately, but I could never have a chance to see for myself.
  But I …

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• "Youngster Joey: My Rattata is in the top percentile of Rattatas. "
  I couldn't stop laughing.

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• Nine cats.
  Everytime I have someone over, I have to introduce them. Again. Because my friends can't remember nine names. I really don't blame them.

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• All I want to do is love every single human being I come in contact with. I want people to be happy, always. I want them to feel loved. Even if I don't know them. Everyone deserves love.

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• "This peanut butter is good! It tastes like peanuts!"
  "...I'm glad your peanut butter tastes like peanuts, bro."

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• New house.
  New eye.
  New clothes.
  New cats(of course)
  New friends.
  Same old Jesse James.

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• I'm alive.

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• Sometimes our boyish fights go to far.
  He went to far.
  "At least MY father loves me!"
  Those words stung.
  I started shaking.
  Blind rage filled me.
  The next thing I knew I piledrived him into the wall.
  Hitting him against it over and over and over.
  He went …

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• I'm 17 next saturday.
  I shouldn't feel so old.
  But with a kid on the way how can I feel young?
  Not even my body is young.
  It's old with disease, scars, burns.
  My bones crack when I get out of bed.
  Earlier today I leaned down to pet …

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• "It's not you, I'm just retarded."
  Is that a good line to use? I kinda wanna stray away from the whole "It's not you, it's me" line. But thats basically what the problem is. Me. I don't know how to ever put these things...

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• I had a dream that he let me take him out for coffee. I woke up very upset because I wish that could happen in real life. Even if he doesn't like coffee I could buy him hot chocolate or a soda or tea...But that doesn't matter because I know …

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• Is it wrong to be disappointed if my son was gay like me?

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• It's bad enough that I'm not allowed to marry another guy.
  But it's even worse that I can't marry food!
  Like nachos, for instance.
  Seriously, why cant I marry what I love? D:
  Whats your guyses favorite foods? :D

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• Somehow it's impossible for me to die.
  I once stood in a burning building, standing there waiting for the flames to destroy me.
  I once got really drunk in my car, hoping I'll start driving it and wreck.
  I once drowned myself for 15 minutes, hoping I would never resurface.
  

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• We settled on names, finally.
  :D Solomon for a boy, Jasey for a girl.

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• I never knew I could love someone so much.
  They aren't even born yet.
  Though I have this undying love and this yearning to protect that little life.
  This overpowering sensation rises in my chest whenever I think about my baby, it forces me to smile and walk a …

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• I still need a girl name, guys. x_x Remember that list we had last month? Yeah, we crossed off EVERY name. We settled on a boy name, but knowing our luck we'll have a daughter. I can't give my daughter a boys name when it comes right down to …

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• Here's the thing. My second ex, Eric, is probably the spawn of Satan himself. Or at least the anti-Christ. Unfortunately, ever since day one, I fell head over heels for him. He's conceited, cruel, and oh-so full of himself. And he also loves toying with peoples hearts. A lot. It's …

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• I consider it a miracle that my dad stabbed me,
  because it made me have the reason to leave. I consider it a miracle to have met
  InnuendoBatman, because without him I wouldn't
  have been convinced to leave. I consider it a miracle that I have Smithteens, because
  

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• So I've been dragging along a notebook everywhere I go and I've made a list of names I really like for the baby that's due in late June. Here's my current list; Girl names
  Innocence
  Anneliese
  Echo
  Willow
  Winter
  Juniper
  Maple. Boy names
  Regulus
  River
  Day
  Grey
  Sterling
  Sol( Pronounced …

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My Favorite Stories

1. I wanna make love right now....

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2. how can you NOT like Degrassi?

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3. This "fate" won't hold me back.

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4. even my mom thinks I'm weird.

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5. Wishing my dog was a wolf.

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6. I want to love someone nice.

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7. Never forgiving Shakespeare for killing Mercutio.

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8. you know you really love someone when you actually look forward to school because you know you'll see them.

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9. Bought stationary for letters today. Win.

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10. It's the meaningless things that matter.

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11. I'll love you after I die.

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12. Got featured next to boyfriend. Smiling.

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13. We could write a rad romance.

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14. "Oh look, Santa's feeding the dog!"

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15. Fell asleep smiling at your picture.

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16. Jesse is a ninja. Yep, truth.

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17. Zombies are way better than vampires.

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18. Wouldn't want a boyfriend like me.

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19. STOP PRESSING THE CROSSWALK BUTTON REPEATEDLY!!!

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20. Brother's going to Afghanistan; I'm dying.

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21. Telling the puppy all my secrets.

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22. i have a frowny face fettish.

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23. Didn't see the jerk lying underneath.

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24. I am so sick of screaming.

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25. Pregnancy isn't really a joke anymore...

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26. I fall for the wrong guys.

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27. It always turns to sex. Always

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28. Sorry, you won't have a dad...

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29. Maybe tomorrow I'll be good enough.

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30. You may chew my hand anyday

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31. Hates eating dinner with the family.

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32. Narcolepsy stole our goodnight/I-love-you routine again.

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33. Sharing burnt pasta with cousin. Priceless.

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34. Named after father. But not him.

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35. I'm not a God. I'm not.

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36. I make people feel special again.

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37. Jess makes Cafe World more interesting.

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38. Ticket to Las Vegas- 94 dollars

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39. "the right guy" is never me

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40. Want to be your Facebook friend.

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41. Love is about flaws, not perfection.

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42. Forced smiling turns into real smiles

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43. Screw you, I support Gay rights.

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44. why are the amazing ones taken?

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45. My poor sheep bank is naked..

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46. My brain is an art work.

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47. 200 miles? I can walk that.

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48. Humans...Humans...when will you learn?

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49. Thought shirt said avocado...stupid Abercrombie

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50. I don't smile after 3 pm.

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