About iamaspen
Who's your favorite storyteller?
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
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Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go.
They want full measure of all your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
Be glad, and your friends are many;
Be sad, and you lose them all." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
What's your favorite book?
"Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy."
iamaspen's Latest Six-word Memoir:
"Goodbye."
My Memoirs
- I am losing my magic touch.
- I can still spin the yarn.
- Stranger understood. My best friend didn't.
- Book signings. They're the bookworm's crusades.
- Wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
- I'm still here. Why is that?
- Add, subtract, multipy, divide, and conquer.
- You're deep. Like a kiddie pool.
- Deep down, I'm an unhappy person.
- Being ordinary is against my principles.
- Saying 'irregardless' makes you sound stupid.
- Should stop praying for your return.
- I'll fake confidence until confidence comes.
- I'm done with shedding pointless tears.
- You're the cause. I'm the effect.
- For once, I'll blame the sea.
- The mundanity has drowned everything out.
- Friendships are nice. Loneships are nicer.
- Let's pretend last night never happened.
- It made sense at the time.
- You don't know me at all.
- The matchmaker became the goddamned undertaker.
- Are you dead? Please email me.
- Stop spouting blasphemy and kiss me.
- Sorry, but I only date pirates.
- Life's too colorful for plain socks.
- P.S. Girls blow up zombies too.
- I've had more noses than boyfriends.
- Stop. Just stop.
I've had. Enough. - I suffer from the human condition.
- Headstrong woman. Saw you. Pathetic girl.
- Somehow, I fit into this mess.
- I love playing Scrabble with myself.
- It's too early to be nostalgic.
- Dictionaries taught me how to cuss.
- The potential of a blank page.
- "Not an underachiever. I'm an antiachiever."
- Burn your blueprints. Just wing it.
- Finally feel worthy of people's compliments.
- Your footprints: all over my face.
- He objectified me. I punched him.
- He's a dork. I like dorks.
- Eyes meet. Hands touch. Brains upchuck.
- Dangerous girl in a Dangerous dress.
- My locker isn't a make-out zone.
- On Smithteens to cure pre-interview jitters.
- Swings can't calm my nerves now.
- Rejection scares me. So does acceptance.
- Starting petition. Bringing back Hey Arnold!
- I want the whole nine yards.
Activity
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iamaspen favorited
sparxsollaria
six-word memoir, "What I mean is... I'm _trying_."
(62 days ago)
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NobleSavage
six-word memoir, "Now I'm glad songs' meanings change."
(91 days ago)
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Loonatic
six-word memoir, "It's dark here. In the closet."
(91 days ago)
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iamaspen left a comment on
princess
forum topic, "Its amazing how one celebrity can cause this much chaos.
http://player.video.news.com.au/heraldsun/#5k_l3_OK7_UI3WjtSryuK_vHoGOQoM5s"
(95 days ago)
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iamaspen favorited
ambivalent
six-word memoir, "Even worried about my online reputation."
(96 days ago)
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iamaspen left a comment on
sweet-mishaps
six-word memoir, "goodbye for a while smithys :("
(96 days ago)
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iamaspen left a comment on
Love_Words
six-word memoir, "I hope tomorrow will be amazing"
(96 days ago)
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iamaspen left a comment on
danisaur
six-word memoir, "thinking about entering sixwords in poetryslam."
(96 days ago)
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iamaspen favorited
Unlabled&Barefoot
six-word memoir, "Our conversations feel hollow as plastic."
(96 days ago)
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Unlabled&Barefoot
six-word memoir, "Clark University. Here I come, Boston."
(96 days ago)