About iamaspen
Who's your favorite storyteller?
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone.
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Rejoice, and men will seek you;
Grieve, and they turn and go.
They want full measure of all your pleasure,
But they do not need your woe.
Be glad, and your friends are many;
Be sad, and you lose them all." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox
What's your favorite book?
"Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy."
iamaspen's Latest Six-word Memoir:
"Awkard girl who loves to dance."
My Memoirs
- I just like being alone, okay?
- Leave the door open. I'm afraid.
- I love giving gifts on non-holidays.
- Writing is all I have left.
- Pretended grocery reciepts were love letters.
- Only going for the free popcorn.
- I'll live fast and die young.
- Pretty stationary paper makes me happy.
- Rather be screenwriter than the actor.
- Want laugh lines, not crinkled foreheads.
- Hugged mom. Almost spilled my guts.
- I'm losing myself and my writing.
- Gained new friends. Lost old ones.
- Not applying for scholarships, fearing rejection.
- Awkward silences made our friendship stronger.
- Used to hate people like me.
- I'm a verb. Be my adverb?
- Bookcase can't hold all my books.
- Cried today. First time in years.
- Read old diaries. Cried for hours.
- With great age comes great ignorance.
- Knee deep in books and tears.
- I'm not even your last resort.
- "Mister Right" is Mister "Right Now".
- "I started those rumors about me."
- Ran into brick wall on purpose.
- Fucked up people make more sense.
- Photography and writing. Tears of catharsis.
- I could live in a darkroom.
- I think best when chewing gum.
- Crying to God won't solve problems.
- Correctly guessed everyone's weight except mine.
- Looking like crap. Feeling like crap.
- Don't want someone. Just want love.
- 3rd grade teacher changed my life.
- Saw old flame's lookalike. Heart escalated.
- I want to be your constant.
- Can't look in mirror without vomiting.
- I am a parody of myself.
- Natural selection will get me killed.
- People walk funny when they're farting.
- I hope I don't black out.
- Hated Shakespeare until I read him.
- "Teenagers can't write." Proved her wrong.
- People look younger when they're asleep.
- Therapy: scrambling to dramatize my life.
- Made a change to not change.
- Earthquakes made me believe in 2012.
- Wearing the chains of your crimes.
- "They're dating?" "Yeah, it's Facebook official."
Activity
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iamaspen favorited
Pyro
six-word memoir, "He's too good for me anyways."
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live.life.loud.26
six-word memoir, "Only 16 and thinking about marriage."
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live.life.loud.26
six-word memoir, "Only 16 and thinking about marriage."
(7 hours ago)
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Altruistic_and_Arrogant
six-word memoir, "Sometimes I want to kiss her."
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kadie-wa
six-word memoir, "Remembered what happened. Cried into piano."
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i.am.what.i.am
six-word memoir, "First crush was on a cartoon."
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Anonymous.Secrets
six-word memoir, "Doubt you'll even remember March 12th.."
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yelloweyes
six-word memoir, "Sometimes i hate being a girl."
(2 days ago)
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yelloweyes
six-word memoir, "Sometimes i hate being a girl."
(2 days ago)
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trainwreck
six-word memoir, "My phone smells like Top Ramen"
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