About Ellyphant
Who's your favorite storyteller?
John Green and Nico Medina.
What's your favorite book?
Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, the Straight Road to Kylie.
Ellyphant's Latest Six-word Memoir:
"buried in homework and manic depression."
My Memoirs
- I'm not invited to my funeral.
- Ditching America for Canada sometime soon.
- an American that rooted for Canada.
- My life is sunflowers and origami.
- Saying goodbye is the hardest part.
- At this rate, I'll die tomorrow.
- goals: yale, marrying, adopting an asian
- Trying to do homework on lortab.
- Nerfgun accuracy better than retired navyman
- I live to let you down.
- I thought about the army-- nevermind.
- 3.6GPA; still finding flaws in intelligence.
- I pray to my own god.
- I pray to the sun always.
- didn't fail driving test-- I disqualified.
- Let's start asking and telling, USMilitary.
- The world's burning; I'm jumping ship.
- No need for friends in IB.
- Origami cranes hang from my ceiling.
- You are my life's protagonist, dear.
- I don't want to survive, okay?
- wet towels, wet hair, wet dreams.
- The story is, the story ended.
- Reforming society via my runaway imagination.
- Nothing's a secret here... except sex.
- believing in heaven for Miep Gies
- In four years: college or army.
- Not famous. I prefer the obscure.
- School is my only way out.
- 2009: so many questions left unanswered.
- Somebody desperate enough stole my identity.
- house hunting ten years in advance.
- I didn't deserve the birthday roses.
- Thanks for the best birthday, baby.
- Stop using song lyrics; use originality.
- I close my eyes and disappear.
- This decade was full of tumult.
- I'm trapped inside a time paradox.
- You made me afraid of phones.
- I want you here beside me.
- I am the magnet for alcholics.
- This must be why alcoholics drink.
- First Christmas in the new house.
- I'm learning to participate in life.
- missing her voice, wanting her here.
- Je jure couramment en français.
- Je suis seize ans. Oh, merde!
- making best-of lists for the decade.
- I worry that "goodnight" means "goodbye".
Activity
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Ellyphant left a comment on
EverythingWillChange
six-word memoir, "Je aime vous? Je n'aime pas."
(4 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
thislittlesecret
forum topic, "So I have started blogging. No one reads it, and I am kinda okay with that, kinda not. It took alot for me to finally let the chance of someone in. so here...
http://virginpapersthoughts.blogspot.com/"
(21 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
thislittlesecret
forum topic, "So I have started blogging. No one reads it, and I am kinda okay with that, kinda not. It took alot for me to finally let the chance of someone in. so here...
http://virginpapersthoughts.blogspot.com/"
(21 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
square_sush
six-word memoir, "I won't miss this small town."
(32 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
Dancing.In.The.Summer.Rain
six-word memoir, "America has wallmart... They win"
(32 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
maplegoosesyrup
six-word memoir, "im 16, he's 21.
thats illegal.."
(34 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
maplegoosesyrup
six-word memoir, "im 16, he's 21.
thats illegal.."
(35 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
trainwreck
six-word memoir, "Never even tried out for cheerleading"
(39 days ago)
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Ellyphant favorited
CarpeDiem
six-word memoir, "I'm gay, God loves me too."
(39 days ago)
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Ellyphant left a comment on
BakertheCupcakeMaker.
forum topic, "So on facebook I saw this status copy & paste thing: _Shame on you America: the only country where EVERY NIGHT we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts to copy and repost this_.
And it got me thinking, What's so wrong with helping out a third world country as well as the U.S.? Then I thought again. Maybe people are mad because they got that whole text a donation thing. *I'm just curious to see if any of you find it to be a shame to help out Haiti*. Cause the people that I see with these things as their statuses don't even help out Americans as it is."
(45 days ago)